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Let me get this straight: Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda von Shaft?

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fattyland:

Yummy ! by Hello i’m Wild ! on Flickr.

trace-my-scars:

Accurate

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sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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doctorwho:

God Bless the Cactuses

Doctor Who Series 4: The End of Time

paintdoktahwho:

welp

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.